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Some jokes to brighten your day! Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. ................................................................. Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father! ..................................................................... Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now. ..................................................................... Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ..................................................................... A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates. Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter: It's mummy! Father: How do you know? Daughter: She didn't say anything. ..................................................................... Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love -------------------------------------------------- Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born -------------------------------------------------- Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card. ------------------------------------------ Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog! -------------------------------------------------- Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! -------------------------------------------------- Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir." ---------------------------------------------------- A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between unlawful' And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher."'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A sick eagle." --------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?" Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir." Teacher: "Use your dad's then." Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir." ---------------------------------------------------- A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level" Arr!Mateys!If |
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Rachel + (herself) = Sarah W, Calista, Peh Yee, Denise(Anus), Mercy(Liver), Wendy(Stomach) Others ButTler = Arif (cleans butts) Maids = Maria(F Shar Linn) & Mariam(Sharlene L) [twins] Entertainment = < Story Teller = Indo Midwife = Anu R Lawyer = Mercy Tracy's Manager = G Subashini Driver = Clarissa C Chef = Christopher Y Tutor = Anisa R Accountant (aka Money Supplier) = Cecilia W Secretary = Harveena Fitness Trainer = Alyaa Gardener = Alex H Butcher = Christopher Y Family Doctor = Jamban Cleaner = Serah Family Planner = Viveetha & Subashini Tracy's goddad = ? Superhero = Super Laut Man(real identity unknown yet known) Tree = Mercy Pets Rolly-Polly-O (Karen K) [Cat] Hunky M. N. Bunny (J Calvin C) [Bunny] Buffy [Dog] Bruce [Dog] Tsuki [Dog] Sally [Dog] Pudds [Dog] 107 Fishes [fishes] Beary Berry (Ron) [Bear] Birdie (Mercy) [Bird] Ken Chee Sey Bai [Naked Inkuku] Rubberdaffyduckie (Peter O Chuan Faith) [Rubber] Pandie (M Ee Hua) [Panda from China]
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Family members. Anisa[bs] Anu+Suba[bs] Arif[bs] Brian[bs] Calista[bs] Denise[bs] Kevin[bs] Kelvin[bs] Melanie[bs] Mercy[mb] S3[bs] Sara[bs] Serah[bs] Si Wei[bs] Sharlene[bs] Shar Linn[bs] Tracy[bs] Wendy[bs] Family friends. Steph Chang[bs] Agnes[bs] Audrey[bs] Eva[bs] Chuan Yang[bs] Darren[bs] Dephanie C[bs] Harveena [bs] Janice L[bs] Kua[bs] Olivia[bs] Peh Yee[bs] Shirley[bs] Sue lynn[bs] Stephanie L[bs] Yi Th'ng[bs] Ye-Lin[bs] Vanessa H[bs] |
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