Melanie Happyness [er...wrong spelling.]

*Names have been changed to protect privacy.
*Mel (NOT the Melanie we know.)
Zeke - Ah, well...Who gives a damn.

[Green = Sharlene, Pink = Sarah/Sarawak]

One day as Mel was picking fruits in the big gigantic orchard, she saw an unusual coloured orang utan swinging from one tree to another grey giraffe which she thought was really cute. She started eating the the weird but juicy big apples. She was so surprised to see that orang utan that she took off her clothes. She felt hot immediately and suddenly a blue big pink hashbrown god. It started down at Mel and said, "Hey sexy lady, I like flow," Then Mel started skinning the blue coloured banana. The pink hashbrown god then exclaimed, "Egad!!! I know you!!!" She grabbed his boobs and wondered if they were real. She walked towards the sexy big banana and ate it. Then she walked a little further and came across a blue highlighter and liquid the whole sentence. She then saw Zeke naked and screamed, "Ahhh!!! The pink hashbrown god is attacking me!!!" She ran panting while deciding whether or not to get naked for him. She took her basket full of a banana and kicked the hashbrown god who has fish lips. She found some porno bears. She started trying the bears who screamed for mercy. She didn't do the thing that she wanted to do. Which was to kick the god in the big house. She thought maybe Zeke would like to see her without her big fat hairy bat. Zeke started serenading her with his loud and powerful shot of cumm. Haha!! She was shocked and tried not to get aroused but Mel stopped him. She went on her way, looking for durians and started doing dirty things that nobody would wanna see. She looked at him and kissed him. Then she went on her way, looking for that dancing lobster which were on drugs. She put on her purple hippie glasses and maybe he could be sleeping. She suddenly felt the urge to sing a tune that most lobsters will sing. The blue water bottle suddenly grew a mouth and said, "I've been looking for you for such a long time!!!" And she hugged the water bottle. She has found her soulmate at last!! Yay... Zeke got a bit jealous and slapped her. Mel started yanking her hair and it seemed that maybe he was naked. So she went home and sucked the big fat juicy apple.

THE END.

Family Tree
[? = Postion Vacant]
[?? = Under ConstructionProduction]

Rachel + (herself) = Sarah W, Calista, Peh Yee, Denise(Anus), Mercy(Liver), Wendy(Stomach)
Li Ying + (herself) = Sarah W
Ee Young + Sarah W = Big Mac(C Yun Loong), Raymond S Qin Rui, Melanie T, Sara O, Serah, Kelvin
10 pillars in Convent's hall + Sarah W = Big Mac, Raymond, Melanie, Sara, Serah
Harveena + Sarah W = Big Mac, Raymond, Melanie, Sara, Serah
? + Eleanor = Hui Yin, Serah
Ron C + ? = Serah
T Eu Chuan + Calista = ??
L Kevin + ? = Carey Lee, Alexander T, Adeline Yap
? + Mercy = ??
Chiew + (himself) = T Yoke Perng
Melanie + T Yoke Perng = Amber Caitlin Lim Si Wei
Hui Yin + ? = Jess
Serah + aherm = Tracy T, Kimberly C, C Kuan Xu, Duckie
Jess L + K Wit Lyn = 14 children + 4 on the way
Jess + Joyce C = 13 children
Jess + Denise O = 13 children
? + Tracy = Alyaa
? + Sharlene L= T Yoke Perng

Others

Pets
- pet name (real name) [species] -

1. Pebbles (Sinsei Airport Brine Bento Brianna Brian Brain Changi Chang Kit Shern) [SHITzu - Dog]
   
2. Rolly-Polly-O (Karen K) [Cat]
   
3. Hunky M. N. Bunny (J Calvin C) [Bunny]
   
4. Buffy [Dog]
   
5. Bruce [Dog]
   
6. Tsuki [Dog]
   
7. Sally [Dog]
   
8. Pudds [Dog]
   
9. 107 Fishes [fishes]
   
10. Beary Berry (Ron) [Bear]


11. Birdie (Mercy) [Bird]
    
12. Ken Chee Sey Bai [Naked Inkuku]


13. Rubberdaffyduckie (Peter O Chuan Faith) [Rubber]


14. Pandie (M Ee Hua) [Panda from China]