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Dumb and Stupid Laws in Alabama
Friday, August 04, 2006
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- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
- You may not drive barefooted.
- It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
- Incestous marriages are legal.
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- You must have windshield wipers on your car.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Anniston - You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Jasper - It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Lee County - It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile - It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
- It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
Montgomery - It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)
Weird, huh? Lolz... Putting salt on a railroad track... There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus in Arizona and flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term in Arkansas. The site for this article is...
http://www.fun-facts.com/
... but if you want a direct link to dumb and stupid laws, you can go here . It's pretty funny and... well... stupid. Lolz...
Oh, and here's a final fun fact - the chances of a guy getting struck by lightning is six times higher compared to a girl. hehehehehe....
Repealed:-
- To revoke or rescind, especially by an official or formal act.
- Obsolete. To summon back or recall, especially from exile.
- The act or process of repealing
I seriously never heard of this word before.... -_-"
-Anis
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Jess + Joyce C = 13 children
Jess + Denise O = 13 children
? + Tracy = Alyaa
? + Sharlene L= T Yoke Perng
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Butler = Ron C
ButTler = Arif (cleans butts)
Maids = Maria(F Shar Linn) & Mariam(Sharlene L) [twins]
Entertainment = <Delinquency School Bus Perng & his lame jokes
Story Teller = Zeke K Shar Linn Arif
Indo Midwife = Anu R
Lawyer = Mercy
Tracy's Manager = G Subashini
Driver = Clarissa C
Chef = Christopher Y
Tutor = Anisa R
Accountant (aka Money Supplier) = Cecilia W
Secretary = Harveena
Fitness Trainer = Alyaa
Gardener = Alex H
Butcher = Christopher Y
Family Doctor = Zeke
Jamban Cleaner = Serah
Family Planner = Viveetha & Subashini
Tracy's goddad = ?
Superhero = Super Laut Man(real identity unknown yet known)
Tree = Mercy
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Pebbles (Sinsei Airport Brine Bento Brianna Brian Brain Changi Chang Kit Shern) [SHITzu - Dog]
Rolly-Polly-O (Karen K) [Cat]
Hunky M. N. Bunny (J Calvin C) [Bunny]
Buffy [Dog]
Bruce [Dog]
Tsuki [Dog]
Sally [Dog]
Pudds [Dog]
107 Fishes [fishes]
Beary Berry (Ron) [Bear]
Birdie (Mercy) [Bird]
Ken Chee Sey Bai [Naked Inkuku]
Rubberdaffyduckie (Peter O Chuan Faith) [Rubber]
Pandie (M Ee Hua) [Panda from China]
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