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Lol. Saw this one Shar's blog It made me laugh. Try it yourselves. Instructions. Answer the questions below and put your answers into the numbers below. Dear (the last person who text messaged you):I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).___12___,(Your name) LETTER MEME INSTRUCTIONS: 1. DO THE "LETTER MEME". 2. TAG NO LESS THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE. 3. THEN COPY THE "HOW-TO" LETTER MEME, AND FINISH YOUR JOURNAL ENTRY. 1. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister 2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebabs - With Paris Hilton Fish - In woman's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife 4. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot- Sit on Other - Drive out 5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR? White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Black- My best friend Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk 6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed 7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa Doesn't Exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyed - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? Yellow - Your love letters White - Your ring Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service 9. THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbor Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your best friend M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. THE LAST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whiskey - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Boo-hoo now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family Mine Dear Ee Young:I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my fart balloon. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men . I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about a new life as a clone Go burn ,Sarah ... ._. |
about the family Family Tree
Rachel + (herself) = Sarah W, Calista, Peh Yee, Denise(Anus), Mercy(Liver), Wendy(Stomach) Others ButTler = Arif (cleans butts) Maids = Maria(F Shar Linn) & Mariam(Sharlene L) [twins] Entertainment = < Story Teller = Indo Midwife = Anu R Lawyer = Mercy Tracy's Manager = G Subashini Driver = Clarissa C Chef = Christopher Y Tutor = Anisa R Accountant (aka Money Supplier) = Cecilia W Secretary = Harveena Fitness Trainer = Alyaa Gardener = Alex H Butcher = Christopher Y Family Doctor = Jamban Cleaner = Serah Family Planner = Viveetha & Subashini Tracy's goddad = ? Superhero = Super Laut Man(real identity unknown yet known) Tree = Mercy Pets Rolly-Polly-O (Karen K) [Cat] Hunky M. N. Bunny (J Calvin C) [Bunny] Buffy [Dog] Bruce [Dog] Tsuki [Dog] Sally [Dog] Pudds [Dog] 107 Fishes [fishes] Beary Berry (Ron) [Bear] Birdie (Mercy) [Bird] Ken Chee Sey Bai [Naked Inkuku] Rubberdaffyduckie (Peter O Chuan Faith) [Rubber] Pandie (M Ee Hua) [Panda from China]
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Family members. Anisa[bs] Anu+Suba[bs] Arif[bs] Brian[bs] Calista[bs] Denise[bs] Kevin[bs] Kelvin[bs] Melanie[bs] Mercy[mb] S3[bs] Sara[bs] Serah[bs] Si Wei[bs] Sharlene[bs] Shar Linn[bs] Tracy[bs] Wendy[bs] Family friends. Steph Chang[bs] Agnes[bs] Audrey[bs] Eva[bs] Chuan Yang[bs] Darren[bs] Dephanie C[bs] Harveena [bs] Janice L[bs] Kua[bs] Olivia[bs] Peh Yee[bs] Shirley[bs] Sue lynn[bs] Stephanie L[bs] Yi Th'ng[bs] Ye-Lin[bs] Vanessa H[bs] |
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